Single for the Super Bowl: The Bachelors of the Bowl Game
Are you feeling extra single this year as Valentine's Day rolls around? Or are your friends occupied with their boyfriends this Sunday for the Super Bowl? You're in luck, babe! There are some eligible bachelors in this Super Bowl game who will definitely impress you, and if you act fast, you won’t have to spend Valentine’s Day alone.
Chamarri Conner
First on the list, coming from the swamps of Jacksonville, Florida, standing at 6’0”, 24-year-old cornerback for the Chiefs defense: Chamarri Conner. He attended Virginia Tech and was selected by the Kansas City Chiefs in the fourth round as the 119th overall pick. He already has one Super Bowl ring in his collection and, in the NFL so far, has 143 total tackles, two sacks, one fumble recovery, five pass deflections, and three interceptions. Chamarri Conner is sure to show off his playmaking abilities this Sunday.
Bachelor #1 Chamarri Conner (@22era._ /Instagram)
Chamarri’s Instagram handle is @22era._, and a playful DM you could send that would be a surefire way to rile up his competitive personality is:
“I bet I could outsmart you in coverage. What’s your excuse gonna be when I break your ankles?”
Ter’Shawn Wharton
Our next bachelor, a little older at 26 years old and a little taller at 6'1’, hails from St. Louis, Missouri: Ter’Shawn Wharton. Since he is teammates with Chamarri, my advice is to choose one or the other so things don’t get messy. Ter’Shawn stayed close to home and attended Missouri University of Science and Technology, and after graduating, went undrafted. He signed with the Chiefs as a free agent and has put up some impressive stats as a defensive tackle: 129 total tackles, 17.5 sacks, four forced fumbles, two fumble recoveries, four pass deflections, one interception, and two Super Bowl rings.
Bachelor #2 Tershawn Wharton (@1turk___/Instagram)
Ter’Shawn’s Instagram handle is @1turk___, and a DM that references his past, compliments him and will leave him with some curiosity that is sure to get a response is:
“Undrafted to 2x Super Bowl champ? Talk about a glow-up. Guess we both know what it’s like to be slept on.”
Jahan Dotson
Swooping down from Newark, New Jersey, enters 26-year-old Jahan. At 5'11", some could say he is a short king, but this king needs a queen to be his Valentine. Coming from Penn State in 2022, he originally was a 16th pick for the Washington Commanders but was traded two years later to the Eagles. This speedy wide receiver has quite the stats so far in the NFL: 104 receptions for 1,268 yards and 12 touchdowns. Just as you are looking for a ring, so is Jahan, and you might both get lucky this Sunday!
Bachelor #3 Jahan Dotson (philadelphiaeagles.com)
Jahan’s Instagram handle is @h55zy, and a straightforward DM that will boost his confidence before the game is:
“So, are you this smooth with all your routes, or just the ones that lead to my DMs?”
Quinyon Mitchell
Next on the list, from the beautiful hometown of Williston, Florida, comes a 23-year-old at a solid height of 6’0’: the Eagles cornerback Quinyon. The sharp-witted superstar received two degrees in communications and media arts from the University of Toledo in Ohio. He was selected by the Eagles in the first round as the 22nd overall pick in the 2024 NFL Draft. As a rookie for the Eagles, he was awarded ESPN's 2024 NFL All-Rookie Team after leading the team to the Super Bowl, and it shows in his stats: 46 solo tackles, 11 assisted tackles, 16 pass deflections, and 2 interceptions this postseason.
Bachelor #4 Quinyon Mitchell (@philadelphiaeagles/Instagram)
Quinyon’s Instagram handle is @prezz1dent, and a DM that is as bold as his plays is:
“You might lock up receivers on the field, but let’s see if you can lock down this conversation.”
With these four impressive bachelors, it may be intimidating to shoot your shot, but with a clever DM, whoever you choose is a good pick. Beware of emotions before and after the game. Use those to your strength and send DMs while they’re most susceptible. Whatever the outcome is for the Super Bowl, you could be the real winner this Valentine's Day!