NHL: National Hottie League

Still feeling down from Valentine's Day? Need help building a roster for yourself? Well, look no further, as March is not only about scoring gold and being lucky but also all about hockey. Here are four single NHL players that you would have no issues going overtime with:

Will Smith

Will looking right into your future together | Source: @_willsmith2 on instagram.com

Will is a 19 year-old stud from Massachusetts. His hockey career started early, and he excelled quickly, playing for his nation before even graduating high school. He is a soaring center, 6’0”, Shark for San Jose’s NHL team. Will attended Boston College, which is no surprise considering his family ties to the school - his grandfather, father, and sister all attended. From Boston, he was the fourth overall in the 2023 NHL Draft and signed a three-year contract. In his rookie season he has played 52 games, scored nine goals, and has 17 assists. 

As Will is on the younger side, so long as it is age-appropriate for you, his Instagram handle is @_willsmith2, and his zodiac sign is Pisces. He is most compatible with its fellow water signs cancer and scorpio. Life's too short sometimes, so shoot your shot (or puck)!



Will Cuylle

Cuylle looking cool on the ice | Source: @willcuylle on instagram.com

Our next Will, another handsome hockey player, is older at 23 years of age and taller at 6’3”. He is from the nation of hockey, Canada, but plays in the Big Apple. Known for his powerful, strong shot, he was selected by the New York Rangers in the second round (60th overall) of the 2020 NHL Entry Draft. However, he took part in the Rangers’ American Hockey League due to the season being canceled from the pandemic. This Ranger forward has played in 61 games, clocking in 17 goals and 16 assists. 

Will is our amazing Aquarius and is compatible with Geminis. If you belong to the Geminis, then I suggest you give Will a follow on the gram. He has kept his username simple, so there’s no excuse for forgetting to follow him, @willcuylle.  


Simon Edvinsson

Simon focused in on the game | Source: @simonedvinssonn on instagram.com

Swedish Simon is 22 years old and traveled from his home country over ten hours to Detroit to be the Red Wing defenseman. At 6’6”, he uses his height for more than just hockey; additionally, on his off-time from hockey, he trains mixed martial arts, which he credits for his control on the ice. This NHL season, he has played in 55 games with seven goals and 16 assists. 

Another Aquarius, but this time in blonde– because you know… Swedish– is also most compatible with Geminis. Despite this, love goes beyond our birth charts, and you should never miss an opportunity for your future children to have dual citizenship. So, go ahead and give him a follow @simonedvinssonn. 

Brenden Brisson

Brenden looking for his next boo | Source: @brendan.brisson on instagram.com

Our next pretty player, Brenden, is 23 years old and 6 '0” from Manhattan Beach. After playing collegiately as a Wolverine for Michigan, he went inland to play for the Vegas Golden Knights. With his smart gameplay, he earned his way to the 2022 Winter Olympics, playing for the United States and scoring two goals. The Knights selected him 29th overall in the 2020 NHL and signed an entry-level contract.

This Libra was on the cusp of being a Scorpio. But, if you are again a Gemini (so lucky) or an Aquarius, the stars have aligned for you. If you are searching for a life and a love on the west coast Brenden’s instagram handle is @brendan.brisson.


With these options one is bound to be a power-player scoring a lasting relationship. If you seem unsure don’t be, because just as a zamboni smooths and refreshes the ice, these players will do the same to your hesitant (and icy) heart.

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