10 Things We Are Gifting Jalen Hurts This Valentine’s Day
“Money is nice — Championships are better.”
America’s Shared Valentine, Jalen Hurts
Super Bowl LIX MVP Jalen Hurts already took home the championship, and so for Valentine's day we can’t get him that, but we have some alternative ideas.
Custom Journal
As many of us have heard by now, Jalen is a wisdom wizard. He spreads his knowledge, motivation, and thoughts throughout press conferences and social media. He has collections of inspiration stored inside himself, and it would be a shame if those literary treasures were forgotten. That is why we are giving him a custom monogrammed journal. He can brainstorm for his next press conference, philosophy, or creative caption. The Jalen-isms will not be lost because he will be able to write them down.
Bae-cation
Jalen Hurts has been engaged to his fiancée, Bry Burrows, for some time now, and in the name of love, we are gifting them a trip (even though it slightly stings, we are happy for the cute couple). They are both Alabama alumni, so we are sending them to the Grand Gulf Shores of Alabama to make the trip sentimental. The white sandy beaches mixed with the crystal clear water will surely relax this couple, and they will be able to have some quality time together after his long season.
Matching Bling
We all know Jalen loves his bling. What better gift to accompany his new Super Bowl ring than a matching pair of earrings? Jalen’s jeweler, Gabriel French, has already blinged out his neck, but we have got his ears covered!
Polishing Kit
To keep all this bling shiny, Jalen will need a polishing kit. This one from Amazon is simple to use, free to ship, and has 4.7 stars, so we know it’ll be perfect. It comes with an ultrasonic jewelry cleaning machine, a watch stand, and a user manual. We are sure Jalen will be able to put this gift to use!
Action Figure
We're calling it here: Jalen Hurts will be the newest Payton Manning for this next generation of young athletes: the ultimate role model. His legendary performance and inspiring backstory will ignite an encouraging boost of motivation to youngsters of every sport– not just football. So, what better way to promote this wave of influence than his very own action figure? Of course, we are going to give him one!
Vinyl Rack
One thing Jalen cannot live without is his music. In a YouTube video from GQ Sports in 2022, he told them, “I started collecting vinyl records like two years ago. I wanted something unique, something that kind of, you know, made my space different.” That’s why we are gifting him this vinyl storage rack. Not only does it show off his records, but it conveniently stores them, making it the perfect two-in-one.
Crawfish Apron
“I could probably be a professional crawfish cooker.”
Jalen claims he is the best crawfish cooker out there, and we have no doubts he’s a phenomenal chef. After all, according to him, if he wasn’t in the NFL, that would be his career. The best cook deserves a new apron for Valentine's Day, for sure, and hopefully, this will get us an invitation to his next cookout.
Framed Picture
Jalen and Bry’s picture-perfect moment was captured this past Sunday. The couple had excellent photos taken, and it would be a missed opportunity not to frame and give them our favorite picture from the weekend.
New Suit
On his Instagram, Jalen is seen sporting his Louis Vuitton bags and pregame outfits. To take his fashion game to the next level (which is no easy task), we are gifting him a new LV suit that pairs superbly with his favorite murses. But this Topman suit is super stylish for a more affordable look!
Spa Day
The last gift we are giving Jalen is a spa day. He has worked so hard this season and deserves it. It will include a relaxing deep-tissue massage for his sore muscles, which have worked tirelessly this NFL season. Along with that, a luxurious facial—although his skin is flawless already—will get him ready for all of the new exciting press and brand collaborations he is going to have.